Miscellaneous: Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting...

By SY5623 - 12/08/2015 00:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

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You deserved it 1 932

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Di Da - 12/04/2022 12:00 - Switzerland

Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML

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By heartbroken - 30/03/2011 00:15 - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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You deserved it 13 833

Wicked game

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 03:00 - Tunisia

Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML

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You deserved it 211

You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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You deserved it 108

By firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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You deserved it 5 325

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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You deserved it 116

By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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You deserved it 2 649

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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Davids9199 14

Wednesday 12 August 2015 11:40

Dude **** her and people like that honestly you can do a lot better than that bitch

KneelToMyPotato 18

Wednesday 12 August 2015 11:41

What a horrible person

Comments

jv622rg 10

Sunday 16 August 2015 3:00

I'm so sorry this happened op. You deserve better than her.

snjokorn 5

Sunday 16 August 2015 23:31

wow! that's really awful of her! !

_Backoff4me_ 14

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:11

Oh my ******* god that is so not cool

Lanabur 13

Tuesday 18 August 2015 19:26

What a bitch!

whatcouldgowrong 14

Thursday 20 August 2015 2:27

What a bitch ass mother ******

GhostFox 33

Thursday 20 August 2015 2:49

If this is at work or school, report her. This is bullying or harassment as 'adults' call it.

Azidoazide 5

Thursday 20 August 2015 18:11

Man you can't help what you can't help - I'd like nothing more for you to call her a c*** with the speaking powers you've been given, still hits home! Chin up

kishmobile444 16

Tuesday 25 August 2015 8:24

That's unacceptable behavior. Sounds like a child.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 24 November 2015 23:00

For some people, maturity doesn't seem to grow with age.

Exobadger 15

Thursday 27 August 2015 17:30

Dat shounds like it shucks. I'm sorry, she's a bitch, for real.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 24 November 2015 22:58

I would've called her a bitch right in front of her face and walked away like nothing happened. I hope karma not only hits her, but punches her hard in the face.