Intimacy: Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had...

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 06:37 - United States

Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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By Dammit - 15/08/2009 05:22 - Canada

Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By Enanimus - 25/09/2015 18:45 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 23:02

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML

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Anonnamus 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:13

Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.

pandemic_fml 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:04

Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.

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breezy4544 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 3:45

Dude it says right on there not to use on that area...or your nipples

Pixeh_fml 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 21:05

most of it isn't meant for the genitals. learn to read

ceno 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 14:21

FIRST

igotnerve 0

Monday 16 August 2010 18:32

what were YOU doing with NAIR?!

Ethrock 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:40

You deserved it for not following the clear instructions on the bottle; Smear on arm to test for allergies Do not use on Genitalia

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 16 April 2011 18:03

Hehehehe not akward at all

chilly012 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:06

idiot.

lifeisfulloffmls 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 0:28

Ok, why would you try and get rid of ur pubes at 2am. Seriously, couldn't wait till morning???

zevo86 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 1:28

thats not allergic reaction, thats chemical burn. it says right on there not to use on nether regions.... kinda deserved that one. that being said. i had veet chemical burn on my ass, on my honeymoon! so much for trying to clean up for the big day