Intimacy: Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had...

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 06:37 - United States

Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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By Dammit - 15/08/2009 05:22 - Canada

Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By Enanimus - 25/09/2015 18:45 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 23:02

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML

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Anonnamus 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:13

Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.

pandemic_fml 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:04

Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.

Comments

elizacandle 29

Sunday 21 April 2013 23:29

That'll teach you. clearly states that it's not for genital area.

krapcissaruj 13

Monday 8 July 2013 0:59

That stuff sucks.

imhope 23

Monday 23 December 2013 6:39

Wow. FYL

CoriCat 25

Saturday 8 March 2014 4:44

It says specifically on the bottle to not use it on your genitals. YDI for not being intelligent enough to follow directions.

TsarKeith12 9

Sunday 13 April 2014 23:29

I've used it similarly before multiple times Directions: /sometimes they're just there to cover the company's ass if something unfortunate happens/

kolby12309 26

Tuesday 25 November 2014 2:04

That sucks op. I just got surgery down there, and I know how much it can hurt.

Kielnmsoftly 26

Thursday 1 January 2015 4:10

Directions not clear, put Nair on dick.

magickiss87 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:58

Always, always, always do the skin test first! Especially if the product it's going to be used somewhere which had delicate and easily irritated skin! Better luck next time, Op!

radiocaf 29

Friday 11 September 2015 6:54

I can assure you, that wasn't an allergic reaction. That's what Nair does to balls, and that's also why the instructions specifies not to use it down there.