Kids: Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It...

By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Bedminster

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

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Terrible troll

By ShitStirringSon - 15/08/2013 02:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 19:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

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By Bewildered - 10/09/2009 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By Uproar - 17/10/2012 23:00 - Iceland

Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML

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The next generation

By Rosemary’s Vlogger - 07/01/2022 20:01

Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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Lock him up!

By ffs - 15/10/2022 00:00

Today, my five-year-old son threatened to kill another kid at school. I told the teacher I would have a talk with my son about how that’s not okay. The teacher replied that I’d better call the cops in case he “follows through.” Did I mention the kid is five? FML

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Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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haiku575 22

Thursday 24 September 2015 0:00

Sounds like you need to have a bit of a talk about compassion...

Vintage_Cola 29

Thursday 24 September 2015 0:00

What concerns me is how he learned that...

Comments

Venister 11

Sunday 27 September 2015 7:39

This makes me laugh every time. I have a problem

Thelongoria 9

Sunday 27 September 2015 20:14

Great kid you got there

Eddyisme 4

Sunday 27 September 2015 20:42

The joke's on your son, you don't paid to troll. You troll to troll because trolling is trolling homie.

iamdman 22

Friday 3 June 2016 16:50

A public service run by a large army of volunteers. They should get their own month and a ribbon because they are so committed.

Yolofrodo 5

Monday 28 September 2015 21:24

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Shadow9876 19

Monday 28 March 2016 19:16

Please take every electronic away from him, and send him to therapy.

iamdman 22

Friday 3 June 2016 16:47

I'm guessing this is probably the school's doing. Anti bullying is all the rage. They are planting the concepts and he is just trying to be funny in a seven year old immature way. If he is really that self aware and abusive I would be concerned. IMHO these concepts are difficult to process for 7 year olds no matter how exposed they are their physical maturity can't keep up. The internet is rated pg13 for a reason.