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By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By myl1f3isfuct - 11/07/2013 00:15 - United States

Today, my college English teacher told me if I wanted an explanation for my grade I would have to schedule a conference to come to her office. It's an online class. I took an online class because I can't come in. FML

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By hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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By noodle - 21/01/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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Very informative!

By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By hip hip hypocrisy - 14/10/2023 02:30

Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML

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By Jedi - 20/02/2009 06:16 - United States

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

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Top comments

colleen2920 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:16

say, I'm right here you moron

WiseGuy79 14

Friday 11 February 2011 1:30

Disengage your cloaking device...

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Raiith 0

Friday 11 February 2011 2:43

あなたは幽霊か何かですか？それとも彼はただ馬鹿盲目のですか？

Snickahs 0

Friday 11 February 2011 2:51

Well he didn't recognise you, when you are hungry you just aren't yourself. You need a snickers

Troll1 0

Friday 11 February 2011 3:31

maybe cuz of what you wearing. should've taken it off.

born_hustla 26

Wednesday 16 March 2011 23:12

good one!

alexaaisabeastt 0

Friday 11 February 2011 2:53

haha. win.

firecapez 4

Friday 11 February 2011 3:55

You must have Ghost Pro on. Turn that noob crap off :P *Black Ops joke*

sourgirl101 28

Friday 11 February 2011 4:19

Doortje, I don't think camouflage is considered a color. It's more like a pattern/design. I'm sure you know this, so I'm guessing that your comment is an inside joke between you and boner?(:

Ob3ron4336 0

Friday 11 February 2011 4:22

Ur tutor is a dumbass

MrBaxter 5

Friday 11 February 2011 4:41

Did this really F your life? I would say it maybe slightly made your day worse. Things like this are easily corrected.

matkeller 0

Friday 11 February 2011 4:46

i like the honesty of this comment. well done.

natalie_ays 0

Friday 11 February 2011 4:51

Meh, guess she borrowed Harry's invisibility cloak?...

blad11 0

Friday 11 February 2011 6:17

sometimes I feel invisible but then I remember just my penis is.

Efilyn 0

Friday 11 February 2011 7:30

I think he sent the wrong email. Why were* you in class?

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