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By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By myl1f3isfuct - 11/07/2013 00:15 - United States

Today, my college English teacher told me if I wanted an explanation for my grade I would have to schedule a conference to come to her office. It's an online class. I took an online class because I can't come in. FML

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By hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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By noodle - 21/01/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By hip hip hypocrisy - 14/10/2023 02:30

Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML

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By Jedi - 20/02/2009 06:16 - United States

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

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Top comments

colleen2920 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:16

say, I'm right here you moron

WiseGuy79 14

Friday 11 February 2011 1:30

Disengage your cloaking device...

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Somedood117 0

Friday 11 February 2011 7:38

sometimes, people manage to amaze me, by their stupidity. but it's funny

Jcuellar 0

Friday 11 February 2011 7:46

That was a ******* stupid comment

Burbman 1

Friday 11 February 2011 8:05

why is this an fml?

three3_fml 2

Friday 11 February 2011 8:19

Nerd

ubetrwatchBN 5

Friday 11 February 2011 8:26

Ha, it's funny how camo is supposed to help one blend in with their surroundings, but in a normal setting, it does the exact opposite.

Doortje 29

Friday 11 February 2011 8:57

Eww, sourgirl, you can't seriously think I have inside jokes with boners?! *vomits* It was a reference to another FML (#8612745) :)

fAiRyMaN3 0

Friday 11 February 2011 15:48

FYL for even going to seminary you damn Mormon. I hate it when all these damn Mormons have FMLs! Aren't they supposed to spend their time reading their dumb little happy book made up by a blind twat?!?!

marsjunkiegirl 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 0:28

You're probs a troll, but you don't seem to understand the meaning of 'seminar'. It's just a word for small class that focuses on something specific. Learn to use a dictionary before yammering on about 'damn mormons'.

rjnorton84 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:10

He probably meant mentally. Oh and #47 is a moron.

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 22:00

Sorry but this is furrny! Your tutor is so frickin stupid o_O

ironwill883hd 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 20:40

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