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#16 ignore the idiots you were on the right track and made the right call. #23 and 24 the point is, his wife has a preference, no one said he was bad or good at sex (STOP! jumping to conclusions) some girls just like it big regardless of performance, I wouldn’t consider her to be superficial because of it. I like it tight regardless of how well she can use it
That shit was actually hilarious.
what #8 said. um your name is Ariel. That is a girl's name.
i knew a guy named ariel so its not really jsut a girls name....but yea sux to be you
hahaha ****** burn!!
I'm getting the feeling like the OP spends a lot of time sitting at his computer desk. So.. my money is with what kingbeau said.
If she tells you to get a new penis, tell her to get a new house, new car, new source of income...
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damnnn thats rough. forward her a breast enlargement offer
Haha ouch. Kind of a bitch way to give you the hint.