WTF Dad?

By boobs are for baby - 05/06/2018 11:30 - United States - Hesperia

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Today, I’m still trying desperately to explain to my boyfriend why I’m not interested in any kind of breast or nipple play. I gave birth to our son just 2 months ago and I strictly breastfeed. He insists it’s "not fair" that the baby gets the breasts all the time. Um, what? FML
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Kitten 12

I could barely stand my own breath on my breasts after two months of breastfeeding. Breast play and nipple play would be excruciating! Yes, boobs are nice and everyone wants to play with them. But you can do that without hurting them, guys.

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thehunterofprey 5

As a man I pity this idiot.

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thehunterofprey 5

As a man I pity this idiot.

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RichardPencil 30

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Kitten 12

I could barely stand my own breath on my breasts after two months of breastfeeding. Breast play and nipple play would be excruciating! Yes, boobs are nice and everyone wants to play with them. But you can do that without hurting them, guys.

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Rabite 28

Why does this always has to be explained at all? Just no, dude.

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ChromoTec 24

Q: What's the same about boobs and Legos? A: They were made for children, but it's the men who play with them.

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Lobby_Bee 17

When they say a baby takes everything from you, this is a perfect example.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Draw nipples onto your butt cheeks, problem solved. Just remember to only feed baby with the nipples on your chest.

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mssileas 25

And so he thinks acting like a baby too will grant him access to your breasts so he can go to town despite you being in actual physical pain? Great logic.

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blink831forever 13

I'm sorry that you are with a jackass.

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