By Ariel - 02/06/2009 12:19 - Israel

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Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
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You deserved it 7 766
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Ilovelife07 0

damnnn thats rough. forward her a breast enlargement offer

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DarthFurby 0

Haha ouch. Kind of a bitch way to give you the hint.

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fnonnie 0

Actually, forward her Kegel exercise instructions...

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Melodious 0

#16. I've never had sex, and the mere thought of having it disgusts me to no end. D: Oh, yeah. "EVERYONE LIKES SEX."

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a_boat 0

How is it 'take a hint'? Some people on this site are real dumb.

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misssweetie 0

#8: that's perfect! but seriously, from a girl's perspective, I wouldn't want to sleep with a guy with a synthetically enlarged penis. lame. She was probably joking...hopefully

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fml1358 0

i'm a girl and i know that most girls wouldn't want to sleep with a guy who got his penis enlarged so i have a feeling that she was sending it to you as a joke

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jukeboxhero420 0

**** your life and **** your wife.

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0geckofun_ 0

Just have sex with the computer than.

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krisFrAnHeehar 0

#16 obviously you have NEVER taken a health class or have remotley ANY idea how the human body works. The size has nothing to do with it, although people have preferences it's about hitting a certain spot which any size can reach. So either your just trying to be a dick about it or you have an IQ of about 12. And OP FYL INDEED! oh and #72 lol, but he has to wait till she's about to walk in the door and scream "YOUR SO MUCH BETTER AT THIS THEN (inserts wife's name here)!!!!"

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