Health: Today, I got back from a three week trip in the Alaska back-country....

By Gabby125 - 19/09/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, I got back from a three week trip in the Alaska back-country. I survived climbing fatally steep mountains, white water rafting in a freezing glacier river, and a near bear attack. Despite all that, a badly thrown frisbee managed to split my eyebrow in half. FML

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taconinja1995 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:06

I think the mountain threw the frisbee, trying to kill you a second time.

3ddie_the_head 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:06

Sounds like you had a fun trip.

Comments

astroid714 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:26

I always said frisbees were evil

fagboobsrofl 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:30

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ben0304 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:34

sounds like a badly caught frisbee to me

OwNowBrownCow 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:42

I don't think the frisbee was badly thrown at all.

YouSuckAtLove 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:44

he was just trying to catch it with his face.

TashaLenaKitty 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:44

Holy shit,sounds like you had a pretty intense trip! :( Eeeeek! :/ But honestly! Your eyebrow WILL grow back,deal with it, hahaha worse shit COULD have happened.

Arsonnist 3

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:46

OP is the most interesting man in the world. "I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. stay thirsty my fr-" *BAM*

DEXter501 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:51

YDI for trying to brag. Sorry, all those unnecessary exaggerations just make your story even more pathetic than it already was. What does climbing mountains and white water rafting have to do with getting hit by a frisbee anyway? YDI

LilaBear 1

Monday 20 September 2010 13:14

"What does climbing mountains and white water rafting have to do with getting hit by a frisbee anyway? " Dumbass. The OP was pointing out that out of all the things she'd done in Alaska that COULD have injured her, it happened to be a frisbee.