Intimacy: Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend... - FML

By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

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Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

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Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Top comments

suri23 11

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:10

Yikes! Bet you never saw THAT coming! FYL indeed!

crazedguy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:11

did you join in?

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proski 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:27

holy crap!!!!

thisgrl182 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:30

oh my. that sucks :/

kkns 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:30

are you a guy?

jenniferjen 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:46

I'm wondering the same thing.

coltonhaskin 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:34

That's Genius^

OMG_N3RD 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:36

FYL!

houstontxmex 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:37

I think we can all agree on one thing...they both REALLY suck!!!!!! :D

slightlypyro1996 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:54

rofl I see what you did there..

freyt 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:03

good one

aichd13 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:38

^genious

sgtrobswifey 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:38

Well, that'll make for some awkward family reunions.. Gives new meaning to keeping it in the family. What a low blow from both of them. Horrible pun intended..

iwabo 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:41

giggity

starwarsgummybea 2

Friday 22 April 2011 23:55

u hav no idea how much I want that tattoo #44!!!

wisericky 12

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:43

i bet they were just playing xbox and seeing who had a bigger penis...

rompgr 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:37

yeah 'cause that happens to the best of us...... oO

SchiTzenGiglez 0

Monday 18 April 2011 5:40

agreed

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Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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