Intimacy: Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend...

By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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suri23 11

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:10

Yikes! Bet you never saw THAT coming! FYL indeed!

crazedguy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:11

did you join in?

Comments

xDancer101x 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:21

what if OP and his brother are gay?then it's a different story...

smlz4me 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:21

fyl definetly

rompgr 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:22

137 you can't forget sweat & saliva & who knows maybe scented lube

grdianknight 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:24

pardon me I have to throw up now.

EvilPotato 14

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:26

awkward…

JoshForever 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:27

wow :O lol sucks!

Sheilatakeabow 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:34

Aw, you're a gay beard!

Sleeper1288 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:39

Wow, that would be a shock. I see your name says now single, good choice.

Hard1k 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:41

OMG!! dat suks and totally gross ewy lol

mysteryb 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:46

how cute hahahah

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