By cooldude - 01/07/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 154
You deserved it 8 139

Same thing different taste

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old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

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texassmile05 0

What the heck are you talking about? He sounds like an American badass to me!! 

Ariasmake_1 0

sounds like he hurt your feelings op

perdix 29

That kind of stings, because you were judged by someone near the top of the food chain. If he were wearing pink closed-toe shoes, that would have been an alpha male, and your fate would be sealed! Flip-flops are a hazard.

I LOVE this one. I instantly got a mental picture of dude on moped vs loser, and it made my whole day. Thanks OP. FYL I guess, but F it less for making mine better :).

Barrientos432 5

That sounds like a badass oldman. You must be pretty lame.. :P

There once was a man yelling obscenities on the train I took. I looked at my friend and raised my eyebrow, he saw it and yelled: YEAH? LIKE YOU'RE NORMAL! Not such a big deal. Although an old man with pink flip-flops and a purple moped must be a sight worth seeing.