By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 977
You deserved it 12 243
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

DFlit1 0

Better late than never... No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP

254 25
volleyballgrrl 6

At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?

212 15

Comments

firefighterjohn 9

this made me crench. ouch!

1 14
cass1_l0ve 13

Yeah like almost a shiver that makes you ball up. Or like back away in horror/disgust (and guys, please don't be all "that's not the real meaning blah blah blah! I'm just giving the connotative meaning)

1 9
Groucho_fml 5

Uh.. You mean cringe? -.- smh

10 0
unhappybitch 8

Not everyone that's not circumcised has a weird flap of skin

21 5
ezekielisbeast 0

That is correct. There just agreements over circumcised or not. the truth I if you are circumcised you can't enjoy sex as much!! So natural penises win! xD

14 11
unhappybitch 8

I'm not circumcised, but my foreskin is not even long. And there's nothing wrong with not being circumcised is the natural way to be.

11 1
Fsqu4red 5

Did she swallow the skin? :/

5 22
cass1_l0ve 13

Well, it could be worse... You could have been circumsized and in her panic to pull away her braces snag your pubes....

10 9
Llamacod 11

No, getting skin that's healthy ripped from your body is always, ALWAYS worse than getting some hair ripped from your body. Think for yourself here, which would be worse, getting some pubes yanked or ripping part or your labrum minora off?

15 0
Dracoboxer357 35

Brutal visual #86, thanks for that. But, I still agree with you.

10 0
cass1_l0ve 13

Well I'm saying having both happen... I mean, cause things don't hurt as bad on a hard because your nerves and stuff... But you still have full feelings in your sack.

1 4
Llamacod 11

Don't take this the wrong way but, a chick has as much knowledge about what would hurt a penis as I , a guy, would be hurt most on vigina

2 0
IrishJesus 5

FACT: This is what nightmares are made of.

14 1
GoW_Chick 14

46- you read my mind *shudders*

5 3
bitchslapped22 14

And the Beiber/Mr. Bean picture under him

9 0
IrishJesus 5

You guys are the best!

2 0
madgrinchhatter 12

OH MY GOD I am in pain just reading this dear god.....

7 1
ImmenseCabbage 0

I saw the first line of your comment and your profile picture at the same time, and it made me laugh. :P

7 0
mjew 7

Y would u want head from a girl with braces?

7 20
Llamacod 11

BECAUSE HEAD FEELS GOOD, why else would anyone want head. Fucktard

16 2