By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

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Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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DFlit1 0

Better late than never... No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP

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volleyballgrrl 6

At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?

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zoe768532 1

Holly freaking shit is that even possible.

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monkeysareyummy 0

Probably.. His foreskin probably got hooked on her braces somehow and she tried to pull away.. Fast.

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ppeanutbutter 1

clearly considering it just happend...

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asnell98 8

Really bad mental image just now.. I think I cringed a little..

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Britter903 6

If it happened it's possible. If you don't believe him, go find a girl with braces.

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volleyballgrrl 6

At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?

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cass1_l0ve 13

EWWW imagine picking your boyfriends skin out of your braces!!!! "hey mom!" "honey, what's stuck in your braces?" "OH! Just OPs penis skin. I circumcised him today. Huh, I thought I got all that shit out..."

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ninjacapo 2

I dont think either party involved is happy with the outcome here

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Enslaved 36

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker? I had braces and never cut anybody. She's doing it wrong. And I am now laughing that this FML with perfectly straight teeth!

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zequa 14

New year's resolution: just don't let that happen again.

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bitchslapped22 14

It'll never happen to him again because he's now circumsised

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metalflower00 11

Hey, 20... Are you touching and looking at your dick in that picture? It's kinda creepy.

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drlove78843 6

20- stop touching yourself!

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XTheDesertSongX 17

it can only happen once, smartass.

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CTVrhythmguitari 8

Great way to kick off the new year buddy. I'm sure that hurt like shit. :D

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thenoobftw 3

She mowed down your lawn.

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fiz1kaL 6

If you need an excuse not to go down on a woman, you sir, need to associate yourself with women of a higher caliber and need to stop sucking dick at eating pussy. Most satisfying sound in this world is to hear a woman truly lose control. You sir, fail...

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Llim 1

If she's got braces, then she's too young for you bro.

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cass1_l0ve 13

...my grandma got braces when she was 57.

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GoW_Chick 14

They're called adult braces bro Or OP could be a teen himself.

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asnell98 8

Better late than never to get braces right?

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fuzzywolf 8

I've got braces, although that's cos I had an impacted canine

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alexwarfield333 1

NgNo. It's: If she got Swedish fish in her braces she's to young for you bro.

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Britter903 6

Not true. I got mine off last year.

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smittys 7

Damn I just posted that before I saw this one! Can no one take a joke here either? It's funny haha thumbs up

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