Miscellaneous: Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful,...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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Chunchunchun 3

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:41

Why is everyone questioning the weight of toilet lids? Do you all have plastic ones or something? Mine is ceramic, and heavy, it would NOT be pleasant to be hit by.

f_alltheirlives 3

Sunday 22 November 2009 12:35

Now thats a cheap anesthetic :)

Comments

TheKitsune 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 15:18

You're a fragile little beast, aren't you? Sorry about the ulcers, I've got 'em and I know they suck.

ElMundio87 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 15:45

Do you have a stone toilet lid?

ladiesman14 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:09

sorry your having such a shitty day.

sampleinajar 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:33

Shitdamn. How heavy is your toilet lid?

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 17:32

Ulcers suck, I totally feel for you, OP. I have ulcerative colitis -.- But, how heavy is your toilet lid? That's pretty insane that it would hit you hard enough to give you a concussion.

theatregrl2 0

Monday 23 November 2009 19:34

I too have UC (so bad they had to remove my colon) and that's the main reason I clicked "FYL" on this one.

MNSam86 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:08

i agree with everyone here, you gotta have a head made of glass or something for a toilet lid to give you a concussion.

myfriend_youfail 3

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:27

FYL for having bleeding ulcers. I know how that goes.

jane99 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:31

Do you have a cast iron toilet lid?

Chunchunchun 3

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:41

Why is everyone questioning the weight of toilet lids? Do you all have plastic ones or something? Mine is ceramic, and heavy, it would NOT be pleasant to be hit by.