Miscellaneous: Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful,...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

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By littl3storm - 23/12/2020 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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Chunchunchun 3

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:41

Why is everyone questioning the weight of toilet lids? Do you all have plastic ones or something? Mine is ceramic, and heavy, it would NOT be pleasant to be hit by.

f_alltheirlives 3

Sunday 22 November 2009 12:35

Now thats a cheap anesthetic :)

Comments

hannahMCRelise 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:11

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR TOILET LID MADE OUT OF!!! Woah...

COBRAMORPH 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:28

serves you for all the times you bitched about the seat being left up.

SilverRain 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 18:11

A toilet seat and a toilet lid are two completely different things. I assume your comment was a generic 'women always complain about the toilet seat being left up'. When yes, we do, but we complain about the seat not the lid... I myself have a toilet lid that is made out of solid wood (as it is an antique style toilet) and it could for sure do some major damage if it was to fall on someones head.

myaddiction000 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 23:32

i am SOO sry! ive never had an ulcer but i have heard that they hurt like hell! thank God you're ok

ajz0691 0

Friday 13 August 2010 18:39

this is a lie

pinkpillowz 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 22:58

How can op deserve this???

Madstar744 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:12

I can't believe how many people think that OP's being melodramatic or deserving of what happened! seriously like 50 percent of you guys think that plastic is the only type of toilet lid you can have?

WshCaps8 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 14:01

was the toilet seat a 100 pounds? haha

WinterBlue42 22

Monday 9 June 2014 3:14

Why am I commenting on a five year old FML? To point out that toilet lids can in fact cause injuries. I've installed VERY heavy toilet seats. Don't believe me? Go to your local hardware store.

iareaunikitty 5

Friday 19 December 2014 4:18

So sorry

Hgbest11 6

Saturday 20 May 2017 20:43

I know how you feel. I had surgery over the summer and the pain medicine they prescribed me gave me a really nasty ulcer. It lasted for about 2 weeks and I could barely leave my bathroom.