Kids: Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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By pl. - 03/06/2021 21:59

Today, while on a road trip, I stopped at a gas station and told my kids to go to the restroom. My youngest daughter said, "I had to go earlier, but not anymore." FML

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By Lolabunny - 21/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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Toilet training

By Anonymous - 22/04/2012 17:12 - United States - Houston

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

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By mom - 26/01/2014 04:29 - United States - Spring

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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xoxilovesoccerxo 0

Friday 7 January 2011 16:02

lmao kids are just funny . but fyl for that I'd be si embarrassed

iSitt 0

Friday 7 January 2011 16:07

they are strangers and they can't see you

Comments

tuninggamer 0

Friday 7 January 2011 21:24

Isn't it 'diarrhoea'? Anyway: be happy they never got to see your face! ;)

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 7 January 2011 22:35

I could be wrong, but I thought it could be spelled either way.

skate4life753 0

Friday 7 January 2011 21:30

Make her eat it.

xTheFame 7

Friday 7 January 2011 22:29

EPIC.

Seethatguy 3

Friday 7 January 2011 23:46

You know, kids today behave like complete crap.

disney_blonde 16

Saturday 8 January 2011 0:43

Why don't you pick up some Imodium at one those many stops?

Bosia 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 6:41

Is it just me, or has there been an oddly large amount of feces-related FMLs recently?

raytaybinks 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:18

she's 5.....is she supposed to know better?

circuitboynm 8

Saturday 8 January 2011 13:18

LMAO! I love FMLs with little kids and poop

KorosuKazoku 0

Monday 10 January 2011 13:42

Do you have any idea how that sounds?

gabbii2596 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 14:25

you could have stopped t a walgreens or cvs and buy adult diapers, roll down the window during the whole trip and problem solved!

KirstenLovesYou 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:40

hahahahaha that's funny! but don't be embarrassed it'll give those people a laugh and you'll probably never gunna see any of those people ever again in your life xD