By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML
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ChromoTec 24

Kids are a gift from God, but the spawn of Satan.

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whiskey'swino 15

To be fair- if the tike didn't announce it the smell and sound would have announced yourself.

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ChromoTec 24

Kids are a gift from God, but the spawn of Satan.

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EmDizzle2007 28

I knew he liked practical jokes.

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Dave_Davington 33

Honestly, for forcing her to stand in the smell zone, you deserve so much worse than that.

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wysegirl 24

With how things are now days I would have done the same to know my child is safe.

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RichardPencil 30

At least you’re not raising a liar. Your child has no future in politics. That should come as more a relief than a massive dump.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Honestly, I had to put YDI for failing to teach her on not talking to strangers.

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whiskey'swino 15

To be fair- if the tike didn't announce it the smell and sound would have announced yourself.

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EarthsMightiestHeroes 20

Where will YOU(r kid) be when diarrhea strikes?

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wysegirl 24

On a good note she stayed by the door and nod didn't run off..

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Glowworm56 26

She was just helpfully telling everyone that you would be in there for a while--in typical 6 year old style.

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