By Anonymous - 26/05/2013 16:56 - United States

Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML
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Bano360 25

Most vegans I know are very arrogant and annoying.

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Welshite 39

Hey, vegetables have feelings too; I've heard they grow better when sung to. This is why I subsist on a diet of water and dirt.

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Szaszaspasz 26

You should have quoted Denis Leary by saying: "I represent the meat-eating, gun-toting ******* people." Then you should have ordered a steak with the additional instructions of: "Clip it's horns, wipe its ass and march it past the stove." There is a reason why we have canine teeth.

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jessejamesc 8

what a self righteous *******. we wouldn't be here if it weren't for eating meat.

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polarbearpiss 15

i hate vegans or whatever, honestly it could be my mother and I'd still be mad

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Everyone_Is_Mad_fml 5

I can't stand Vegans. They bitch, complain, blah, blah, blah. Not sorry that I, or anyone else enjoys protein from meat. Humans were made to be omnivores. Eating both Veggie/Fruit and Meat.

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