By Anonymous - 26/05/2013 16:56 - United States

Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 715
You deserved it 3 983

Same thing different taste

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Most vegans I know are very arrogant and annoying.

Hey, vegetables have feelings too; I've heard they grow better when sung to. This is why I subsist on a diet of water and dirt.

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I'm a vegetarian for health reasons (kidney problems related to Lupus, have to be very careful of protein intake), but I cannot fathom people who get all uppity that other people are eating meat. Vegetarianism/veganism is a CHOICE. Also? If I'm going somewhere that potentially won't have things that are safe for me to eat, I'll make a side dish that can function as a main for me (like chili). Because that is the intelligent and polite thing to do.

Vegetables are more important than meet on the good pyramid as it is but that ha to be eventful...

And he will probably not be invited over to dinner again unless it's just orderves and board/card games with drinks...

Hors d'oeuvres. If you're going to correct yourself, do it correctly.

Douchebag! Oh wait a minute, you called him that already! Double Douchebag!

Sure, the uncle shouldn't have made such a big deal out of it, but as a vegetarian, it is pretty uncomfortable to be right next to meat when you don't eat it for health and moral reasons. And to the comments about vegans pushing their beliefs on people. That is not just vegans and Christians. It's not that vegans push their beliefs on people. People push their beliefs onto other people. The kind of people that try to force their beliefs on you will do it no matter what their beliefs are, because that is what they do.

It's funny how vegans act so condescending for being vegan. In the animal kingdom, a herbivore wouldn't have time to boast, as the carnivore would have already eaten the herbivore. Long story short: we should eat vegans.

The_Honey_Badger 17

Damn. My friend is a vegan but she doesn't mind my eating habits at all. That sucks.