It's simple, We eat the Vegan.

Vegan/Vegetarian an old proverb meaning bad hunter.

You could've just left out the "douchebag" part, that's pretty much implied whenever you say "vegan."

The vegans I know all try to say that they're saving that one animal by not eating a porkchop or a burger. In reality, that one pig or cow produces enough methane to do the same damage to the ozone as 3 cars, so I say, SAVE THE PLANET, EAT A COW!

Generally at family dinners family members are invited. Not sure why your surprised at this even if the uncle is a loudmouthed vegan.

I've known few vegans personally (advantage of living in a beef capital of the world and all), but the few I've known tend to either be sickly-looking raging douchecookies, or so quiet you would never know until the subject came up. And tend latter then to be the modified kind that eat dairy and certain fish as part of their diet, and are polite about refusal of red meats. The douchcookies need to get over themselves and take a page from the nice ones already. You don't eat meat, good for you. Enjoy that. Let me stuff half a barely cooked cow down my throat and wash it down with bacon in peace; thank you.

Why'd they bother calling the cops? His vegan powers should have ended it....

You don't make friends with salad.

Vegan?? Pshh that just ain't Merican!!

He's just like one of those religious assholes, trying to shove his views down everyone's throats. I hope that he got his ass kicked in.