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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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You deserved it 61 489

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 992

You deserved it 5 197

By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 398

You deserved it 2 923

He tried.

By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 295

Tinder surprise

By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 072

You deserved it 275

I was the bullet in the relationship

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 10:00

Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 484

You deserved it 365

Experimenting

By Anonymous - 16/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Englewood

Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML

I agree, your life sucks 98

You deserved it 630

Live chat

By Anonymous - 19/12/2019 01:00 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 643

You deserved it 604

Poor choice of words

By Jan - 10/06/2022 06:00

Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 241

You deserved it 882

By Zephyric - 02/02/2010 06:57 - United States

Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 455

You deserved it 3 482

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 575

You deserved it 1 077

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:17

Don't be a cheating jackass and shit like that won't happen.

Tri_fml 5

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:50

Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before ******* around. Douchebag.

Comments

dangletsbang21 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:00

I hope the girl you hooked up with tells your girlfriend and she dumps your ass, karmas a bitch and cheatings a sin :)

mkd0713 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 17:28

u deserve it if ur gf finds out and removes ur penis...asshole.

rocklare18 7

Tuesday 30 March 2010 19:10

you mean X GIRLFRIEND hhahahhaa

htownlove 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:18

so it doesn't "suck" to be him. he cheated on his girlfriend! YDI

laid2waste 0

Monday 21 June 2010 16:22

people like you bring shame to the title of man. pay attention to your girlfriend num nuts.

archduke1 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:24

it's funny, like all these opinions matter to anyone

Wazilla 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 4:09

#20 if she did that she would get arrested, and post an FML herself, the you would bitch at her for being too drastic

Wazilla 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 4:11

too all you people saying ypu shouldn't cheat i agree but ypu should say don't drink so dont cheat. the real problem is the alchohol, cheating's just a result

TheShard1994 5

Wednesday 12 January 2011 23:17

OP, YDI for cheating alcohol aint the reason for cheating. even drunk people don't just go ****** random people when they truly don't want to

dajon221 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 15:35

lol that's what you get you unfaithful bastard

ald2008 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 20:27

YDI; that's what you get for cheating, you ungrateful pig. #33; Alcohol is not the problem. I'll admit, I like my wine and get drunk often; but never, EVER, not ONCE have I EVER thought of cheating on my boyfriend. Alcohol is not the problem; its the excuse.