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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 439
You deserved it 61 489

Same thing different taste

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Jason_fml 0

Don't be a cheating jackass and shit like that won't happen.

Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before ******* around. Douchebag.

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Definitely deserved that. ******* jerk. Don't cheat on your girlfriend with some random then expect people to give you sympathy. I hope she broke up with you and goes out with someone who will treat her right.

k18dinkleman 3

Hmmm pig and asshole come to mind. You don't deserve a penis.

27, no, but I think you should learn to spell.

Blaming it on alcohol? When you should be blaming it on yourself. Such a douche move. Bloody coward.