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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 438

You deserved it 61 457

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 978

You deserved it 5 195

By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 384

You deserved it 2 915

He tried.

By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 290

Tinder surprise

By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 062

You deserved it 275

I was the bullet in the relationship

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 10:00

Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 481

You deserved it 362

Experimenting

By Anonymous - 16/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Englewood

Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML

I agree, your life sucks 95

You deserved it 607

Live chat

By Anonymous - 19/12/2019 01:00 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 635

You deserved it 603

Poor choice of words

By Jan - 10/06/2022 06:00

Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 237

You deserved it 873

By Zephyric - 02/02/2010 06:57 - United States

Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 449

You deserved it 3 480

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 568

You deserved it 1 068

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:17

Don't be a cheating jackass and shit like that won't happen.

Tri_fml 5

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:50

Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before ******* around. Douchebag.

Comments

DamianL 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:35

Your stupid fault for cheating.

wtfznigitzkay 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:38

your a fagggggg. that's what u get for being a little b*tch and not breaking up with your girlfriend. A**HOLE. i hope u get crabs.

jsmith1199 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:57

what can I say that hasnt already been said.. thats what you get for cheating

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 11:06

Shouldn't cheat.

KevinB_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:26

wow. You're a bit of a douchebag, aren't ya?

Nacirema20 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 0:12

asshole!!!! YDI for cheating on her!!

popoman 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 2:09

I hope you get caught, lose your girlfriend, and learn your lesson. Alcohol and drunkenness is never an excuse for anything. If you know you act really badly when you're drunk, don't get drunk.

gummibehrs 4

Monday 24 August 2009 21:30

I hope you get caught and your girlfriend rips off what little bit of penis you have so you'll never be able to insufficiently please another female again, you stupid cheating asshole. I hope you caught herpes. Did you really expect sympathy? Idiot.

uthinkurhot 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:42

i agree with 20!! why the hell did u enter this fml?? thinking people would give you sympathy what dumbass cheater acutally puts a story in thinking people will feel sorry for him? you totally deserve it!! lying cheater!