Love: Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 00:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 368

You deserved it 4 246

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By drfrogpepper - 01/01/2011 23:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

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You deserved it 3 609

By loner - 12/02/2011 00:08 - United States

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 646

You deserved it 4 200

Preventive measures

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 02:02

Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML

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You deserved it 180

By Puick - 26/12/2013 23:50 - France - Sonchamp

Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML

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You deserved it 9 796

Not a good sign

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 183

By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 553

You deserved it 2 841

By Lindsay - 07/02/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 44 142

By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

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You deserved it 339

By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 583

You deserved it 2 548

By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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You deserved it 2 019

NessaMae 19

Monday 14 October 2013 9:26

I guess It's better it ended. Your boyfriend sounds way too jealous. That can lead to controlling behavior, It's best to get out before you're too deep in.

Squirrel1256 15

Monday 14 October 2013 9:24

When people get jealous over stupid situations, it really shows their immaturity. Sorry OP.

Comments

sweetbliss3 37

Monday 14 October 2013 10:11

mm better off without that clown. overdramatic and jealous not a good combo. take a moment to re evaluate and find someone not as nuts

SunTzu2 9

Monday 14 October 2013 10:14

Jealous but not man enough to ask the other gentleman to move as he'd like to sit beside you himself. Just not man enough! A good ridence

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 14 October 2013 10:32

Who wants to play musical chairs?...

CAJustise 9

Monday 14 October 2013 10:43

Thank goodness you're free of that psychopath! They're not all like that.

EmsyyyRose13 24

Monday 14 October 2013 10:45

You're definitely better off without him, especially if he's going to dump you over something so asinine. People who are that jealous are terrible to be involved with.

Ashlei69 4

Monday 14 October 2013 10:54

shouldn't be going to parties anyways... sure your leaving out pieces to the story

monnanon 13

Monday 14 October 2013 11:08

why shoudlnt she be going to parties. even if she went on her own thats ok.

Helldemon 32

Monday 14 October 2013 11:43

@33 Lol, are you serious?

jerryj 27

Monday 14 October 2013 11:45

Wow 33. Are you OP''s ex-boyfriend's best friend or something?

QueenSaru 28

Monday 14 October 2013 12:07

Yeah, what was she thinking, going out in public! I mean, even if she was with her boyfriend, she shouldn't have sat DOWN. I mean, now anyone could sit next to her, and her boyfriend wouldn't even be able to ask them politely to move so he could sit there! What a mess!

SarMarJo 17

Monday 14 October 2013 11:10

Trust issues or a guilty conscience. Ha.

annie_nk 22

Monday 14 October 2013 11:25

I had a boyfriend who called me while he was with friends. Without warning, he put one of his friends on the phone. I was a little confused but talked to him anyway. Suddenly, my boyfriend was back on the line, yelling at me that he couldn't trust me. All because I talked to some other guy that HE put on the phone. I broke up with him that instant. Some guys are just dumb like that OP. Trust me, you're better off.