Love: Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 00:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML

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You deserved it 4 246

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By drfrogpepper - 01/01/2011 23:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

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By loner - 12/02/2011 00:08 - United States

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

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Preventive measures

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 02:02

Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML

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By Puick - 26/12/2013 23:50 - France - Sonchamp

Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML

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Not a good sign

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Lindsay - 07/02/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 44 142

By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

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You deserved it 339

By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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You deserved it 2 548

By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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You deserved it 2 019

NessaMae 19

Monday 14 October 2013 9:26

I guess It's better it ended. Your boyfriend sounds way too jealous. That can lead to controlling behavior, It's best to get out before you're too deep in.

Squirrel1256 15

Monday 14 October 2013 9:24

When people get jealous over stupid situations, it really shows their immaturity. Sorry OP.

Comments

TrinityNevada 11

Monday 14 October 2013 12:04

YDI you dumb broad, why didn't you get up and move BEFORE he sat down? What, you think you were at a party or something? *eyeroll* of course your ex was being an ass. Unless you and Sit Down Boy were making out and everything, I really don't see the problem. I'm with everyone who thinks Ex is jealous, controlling, and emotionaly abusive.

jusanotherface 3

Monday 14 October 2013 12:14

I know how you feel. mine thinks every guy i know that isnt related to me wants to **** me. then gets mad at me when i tell him its stupid to think that about every single guy. im no longer allowed to have male friends. no matter how long ive known them.

rien151 19

Monday 14 October 2013 12:39

#44, Why the hell are you dating a man who is refusing to let you even have male friends? That is one of the ultimate signs of a huge problem. You need to get away quickly, run don't walk. A man who can't trust you to be around your own friends shouldn't be in a relationship with you. Get away quickly.

perdix 29

Monday 14 October 2013 13:28

#44, he seems pretty easygoing. In some places, even guys who are related to you are potential bedmates.

drshn 22

Tuesday 15 October 2013 1:14

may be you at to pretty then every guy wants to duck you. Anyway on a serious note your bf is jerk by not allowing you to have friends, he must be living in the 18th century.