Successful breakups and Love: Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been...

By tragic - 29/08/2016 04:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 2 876

Twice error

By rkaneki - 09/11/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over 2 months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me 7 years ago. I fell for him twice. FML

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By givingup - 30/01/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

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You deserved it 63 154

By musicyman55 - 19/12/2009 07:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML

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You deserved it 3 052

By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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You deserved it 1 805

By Shadowfigure23 - 10/07/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML

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You deserved it 9 835

Desperate

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML

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You deserved it 199

By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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You deserved it 9 437

Walk the line

By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 03:31 - India - New Delhi

Today, I got dumped for not "walking the talk" by someone who'd laid a whole bunch of relationship ground rules on day one, and conveniently violated each one of them in two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 238

602offroad 12

Monday 29 August 2016 15:33

Maybe for the third time you should dump him.

devinaww 15

Monday 29 August 2016 15:37

Maybe he'll forget he dumped you next week?

Comments

602offroad 12

Monday 29 August 2016 15:33

Maybe for the third time you should dump him.

Lady_Spaghetti 36

Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:15

For her sake, there shouldn't be a "third time".

devinaww 15

Monday 29 August 2016 15:37

Maybe he'll forget he dumped you next week?

Colon_Man 17

Monday 29 August 2016 15:41

Dump me two times, baby. Dump me twice today. Dump me two times, girl! One for tomorrow. One for yesterday.

anarchymaniac 22

Monday 29 August 2016 15:42

Maybe it was for the best. You should be with someone who would actually want to be with you.

rhyspiecesno8 18

Monday 29 August 2016 17:53

Really? I thought she should be with someone who hates her guts

beararm 11

Monday 29 August 2016 23:12

y would she even interact with him after the first dump if she didn't like it tho?

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 30 August 2016 1:46

They probably didn't speak and then he may have called or texted to end it.

Magnoxidans 19

Monday 29 August 2016 16:35

Sounds like you dodged a real bullet with that one

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 30 August 2016 0:19

Not often you dodge a bullet twice.

nonsensical 26

Monday 29 August 2016 16:39

I would just randomly call or text back the next day and break up with him. But in a nice way to spare his feelings. I can imagine his confusion...

pjsr 32

Monday 29 August 2016 18:52

It sounds like he's got a lot of girls. He can't keep straight who's who. Playas gotta play. You don't have to let them play with you.

PugMother 6

Monday 29 August 2016 21:16

I saw a screenshot yesterday of a guy sending a good night text to 5 girls and he had them as babygirl1, babygirl2, etc. This guy must be doing the same thing. I hope that screenshot was fake or something though because that's really messed up!

icefishbaby 14

Tuesday 30 August 2016 17:07

I wonder if he was seeing several women casually, but found a woman he wants to pursue a serious relationship with and is now cutting ties with the others. If they had only been on one or two dates I can kind of see how this might happen (although he should have been more careful).