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By pat - 09/03/2010 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML

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Today, after being promised a job and attending five full days of training and induction for a job as a bicycle delivery officer, I was denied the job at the very end of the last day for, "riding my bicycle too quickly on the road." FML

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george456 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:03

So fight it! Prove that it doesn't exist anymore.

KillU2009 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:04

yay government jobs!!!

Comments

Levvy 22

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:48

This is why union membership is a good thing.

Turbolag25 7

Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:13

What a bunch of bast**ds

xsonggx 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:13

howd u get directions to a road that doesnt even exist?

Mx_Rider 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 7:03

Lmfao.... dsbfuoew

Broxe 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 7:24

Man, That sucks, talk to a board that dies those cases

mjolene 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 8:08

@thenumberblue- you are the loser for having no job. I bet you are 30 and still live with your mom and weigh 200 pounds and play world of Warcraft all day. fatass loser!!!!

mjolene 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 8:12

I am completely against gay rights! marriage is between a man an a woman and anything otherwise is just gross and un-natural. it spreads disease. if you want to be gay then keep it to yourself and in your own home. it's horrible and vile!

qwerty3210 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:42

It truely is. Nice seeing you here Karl Rove!

wrathofbong 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:48

I'm calling shannagan's, if the guy worked for the postal service they would know what roads were where. You would not get fired for missing a road on your first day. YDI for making up a lame fml, now go hang yourself.