They must be Super Postmen where you live. =]

actually from where I'm at, there was a mailman who was fired for delivering three times as much, three times faster than all the other mailmen. so he was forced by his supervisors to go home before meeting the required daily time spent delivering mail. and was subsequently fired because after being forced to leave early, each day was recorded as him not even showing up because he was force home early. long story short, the union hates dedicated workers...

Postal carriers are given the opportunity to use paid time off if they finish their route early. So if they get done an hour early they can take an hour PTO. Otherwise they can case mail for the following day or help someone else who is behind.

Well of course, they go "postal."

^ This.

Not if you get a subscription to a paper other than the normal one for your town...I think. Besides, "papers" could have just meant things not in an envelope, like coupons and flyers and shit.

I did no such thing! :) It was phrased that way when I read it. And maybe he meant he just started doing it alone yesterday.

It's the **** subscriptions for the UFO redneck watchers that used to be there until they decided to demolish the post and build a desert. At least, that's the universal suspicion 'a bunch of papers' brings to mind. All these weight loss ads are getting to my head. It's like they won't leave until Intoxicunt burns all that fat. I hear Ray thinks it's a turnoff.

Um... Yeah that means you're a creep.