By Anonymous - 23/05/2011 18:12 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML
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nananabatmannnn 0

You cant compete with a bromance. Don't even try.

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hey_its_kristi 0

Networking works out for some people I guess.

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hey_its_kristi 0

Networking works out for some people I guess.

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IIFoxII 0

family comes first.. :)

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extrovertical 0

Bros before average joes!

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

damn illuminati brotherhood. they took yer job!!

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FarSide 22

Fortunately for you, McDonald's has other locations.

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juicedboi 7

Can't blame him. Well you can, but if I could set my mate up with a job over some random guy, I wouldn't even hesitate. Called being a good friend. But if I was in your shoes, they probably wouldn't fit, what size are you?

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brightnite 0

should have gone greek

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mintcar 9

Wow, FYL. Goes to show you, life isn't fair. :(

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djcoco5 0

it's not what you know, it's who you know.

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catrav77 0

maybe the other guy's just a better worker and their connection has nothing to do with it...

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Calyx_fml 21

He deserves it more than you. He shouldn't have had to **** that sheep for nothing.

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Adelphoi et kardia du bois brotherhood of the heart

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KelStr 0

Moron, if you only knew what frat life entails. figure it out.

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Keyman1212 14

If only you knew what "fraternity" life entails. You wouldn't call your country a **** would you? Don't do the same to fraternity.

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Bizenghastly 0

write a book exposing them , sell it and make MILLIONS!!! ^_^ then gloat

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zach456 0

ya unless no one wants to read a book like that, and decides to stop reading after the first page bc most people just don't care, good idea tho

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SincerelyPsych 0

that's just how it works sometimes I would hope a women in my sorority would do that for me as I would for them some people really need to look at the benefits of joining such societies

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a_nutritionist 10

with english skills like that nepotism is really your only chance...

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a_nutritionist 10

*i am aware of the irony there, given my grammar. there is however a difference between deliberate shorthand and not knowing what the hell youre doing.

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pman590 8

you'd be better off somewhere else where the CEO doesn't shirk his responsibilities!

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ciarafox9 9

hey man,, fraternity brothers are for life bro!

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Keyman1212 14

Go ******* eat a bag of dicks. First off, it's a "fraternity" not a "frat" and me nor my brothers say "bro," ever. Fraternity men tend to be the political and economical leaders of this country. Get over it.

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hidrox94 5

Well, life isn't fair all the time...maybe Mr. Frat Boy will turn out to be a sucky worker and you can get back the job that I'm sure you deserve! :)

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amandajlucas2015 2

Actually depending on the college and I'm guessing mr. Frat boy went to a good one since his friend is CEO of a company frat guys have to have high grades to stay in the fraternity.. I'm not sure all schools are like that but mine is so just because he was in a fraternity doesn't mean he is stupid or a bad worker it actually prolly means the exact opposite

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nananabatmannnn 0

You cant compete with a bromance. Don't even try.

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