Miscellaneous: Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that,...

By stupiddddddd - 08/07/2009 07:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

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You deserved it 9 047

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By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 425

By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 755

You deserved it 4 037

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 206

You deserved it 8 616

By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 486

You deserved it 9 657

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 651

You deserved it 4 536

By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 125

You deserved it 51 291

By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 047

You deserved it 9 187

By mehdi-online - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 724

You deserved it 18 024

By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/02/2013 19:19 - United States

Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 198

You deserved it 7 989

By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 249

You deserved it 33 146

hotbabemagnet 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:01

Wish I've even got that far... :)

beardly 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:01

Are you sure it was HIS phone number and not one of those fake ones? Just gotta be sure =)

Comments

loves_to_dance 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:22

hey seriosly dont worry. six months ago that was me. and now the guy is my boyfriend of six months! so hang in there. i know it sucks but you will eventually get further with guys.

iEuphorical 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:07

It was still exciting though, right? I was in the same place like, five months ago! Be happy.

Killakamikaze27 0

Friday 10 July 2009 7:51

Ouch. FYL

justanotherhuman 21

Friday 10 July 2009 9:04

lol- neither a YDI or FYL. Developing *any* relationship is like eating an elephant; no matter how much experience you have with relationships. One bite at a time, darlin'.

crazycourt 0

Friday 10 July 2009 11:38

SO TRUE

crazycourt 0

Friday 10 July 2009 11:42

oops. not what i meant. i meant to say so true to #85.

theatomiclizard 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:00

you're probably fat and he gave you a number to a gym... I'd take that as an omen to lose weight.

pietastesgood 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:31

No one can really feel sorry for you if they don't know how old you are. Besides, you're making progress!

Waabishkii_ikwe 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:25

No one cares unless you're older than thirty. Any younger than that and you're just making progress.

Audiophil92 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:32

whats the fml in that? I mean ok its usually the guy getting the number, not the other way around, but seriously unless you are well into ur adult life its not rly an fml.. and even if u are, still, at least you are getting somewhere ;)