Miscellaneous: Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that,...

By stupiddddddd - 08/07/2009 07:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

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By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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By mehdi-online - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/02/2013 19:19 - United States

Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML

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By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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hotbabemagnet 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:01

Wish I've even got that far... :)

beardly 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:01

Are you sure it was HIS phone number and not one of those fake ones? Just gotta be sure =)

Comments

HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 0:23

Aw, don't worry! It's a start. And seeing as that's the farthest you've gone, you should give yourself some credit. Any girl can easily spread her legs for any horny guy that comes along.

mikew85 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 0:26

Hey better late than never. Hope you get a date with the guy, good luck.

brrrx 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 0:43

Not an FML, that's just whiny. And I bet you're like, 12, and upset because all your friends have "boyfriends."

theRovingMage 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:38

Good for you! Taking it slow is nothing of which to be ashamed. Now, there's only one way to get further than a phone number: calling it! :)

robodoll 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:46

Seriously???? It's called baby steps!! Be glad you're not being easy.

WorkSexMonkey 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:52

Hey, at least you got a number. There are plenty of people out there who do nothing but put YDI comments all day. Do you think they are getting any numbers?

megkeo 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 3:30

true. this is not an FML, it sounds like you're having a good day

ChuckDuck 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 3:54

That happened to me today!! As good as it is, its absolutely embarrassing that I've never gotten a guy's phone number before when all my friends are already getting to 4th base. So I can definitely relate to this FML!

JustMe94 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 4:21

Um #137...there is no such thing as "4th base" I mean, I respect that you're not easy but at least have your bases down. "4th base" is a homerun.... And OP, You got a number. It's a good start when you want to play the field. :)