By UnidentifiedFun - 31/01/2015 18:22 - United States - Troy

Today, I got hit between the legs with a kayak. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

Alright, some of you need clarification.. So my friend and I were paddle boarding/kayaking (she had the kayak), and I decided to backfloat in the water for a bit, as it was smooth waters and a relaxing day. But alas, my friend thought it would be hilarious to full-steam ahead into my crotch. Needless to say, it was a painful experience.

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Exodiafinder687 58

I wonder if it would hurt more to be hit by a kayak oar a canoe.

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Comments

mojobanks 8

You should be OK as long as you were practicing safe boating and wearing a life jacket for protection!

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exoticwaved 9

Don't you know you're supposed to wear a cup while playing sports?

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teentee401 36

Were you standing over one end with your legs spread while someone jumped on the other end, like in the cartoons?

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devi_916 39

How in the world did that happen? Hope you didn't get hit very hard.

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UnidentifiedFun 37

Alright, some of you need clarification.. So my friend and I were paddle boarding/kayaking (she had the kayak), and I decided to backfloat in the water for a bit, as it was smooth waters and a relaxing day. But alas, my friend thought it would be hilarious to full-steam ahead into my crotch. Needless to say, it was a painful experience.

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DaeccaD 5

I can understand it being painful. hope it feels better now.

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UnidentifiedFun 37

Haha, it's all good now. I wonder when they clarify that the author commented, I feel like an imposter ?

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tigerisabelle 31

Oh god I cringing just imagining that, hope you feel better soon

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Brandi_Faith 33

That sounds so painful! When a girl gets hit in between the legs it usually hits the bone which is not only horribly painful but bruises so we feel it days later even. I cringe when I think about it happening, and also how it must've hurt for quite awhile (even days) after. Ouch!

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AninOnin 24

Ouch is right. I'm a girl and my knees immediately snapped together xD

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blackonblight 32

Oh god, the bruising must have been awful. Any hit to the groin hurts, no matter the parts. I've gotten kneed in the clit once and I passed the **** out.

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kiante99 12

I'd like to go full steam into your crotch

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rkdstp1995 25

#62 Aaand the award for the biggest brainless idiot of the day goes to...

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xXANONNYMOUSXx 3

How the hell does one get hit in between the legs with a kayak

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HnyBee13 26

Scroll up to post #42 (posted 4 hours before you), and you'll find out...

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