By UnidentifiedFun - 31/01/2015 18:22 - United States - Troy

Today, I got hit between the legs with a kayak. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

Alright, some of you need clarification.. So my friend and I were paddle boarding/kayaking (she had the kayak), and I decided to backfloat in the water for a bit, as it was smooth waters and a relaxing day. But alas, my friend thought it would be hilarious to full-steam ahead into my crotch. Needless to say, it was a painful experience.

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Exodiafinder687 58

I wonder if it would hurt more to be hit by a kayak oar a canoe.

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False_Stupidity 41

A kayak? Is that what people are calling a dick these days... ;-)

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Exodiafinder687 58

I wonder if it would hurt more to be hit by a kayak oar a canoe.

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danielhartlesss 13

Bahaha! I can't think of a better statement to read first thing in the morning. This just made my day.

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Tarlachia 33

You're in New York... Last time I checked (from sunny Florida), y'all were experiencing blizzard situations. Was someone kayak-sledding??

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Brandi_Faith 33

Sometimes people submit an FML about something that happened in their past, but FML always uses "today..." to start the sentence.

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brittaaany_93 38

Your profile pic makes your comments so much better!

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lucie91_fml 12

i want to know the whole story... :) (hope you are ok)

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patrickalamo 47

Kayak search for one and you are done...

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vikky538 28

I am guessing you spread the legs wide enough to be hit by a kayak...

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