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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 08:00

Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML

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By julichlove - 28/12/2014 00:52 - United States - Louisville

Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML

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By Crazy In-Laws - 20/11/2016 22:54 - United States - Danvers

Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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Bad omen

By KaRaBeAr24 - 16/03/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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By screwed - 29/05/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML

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Vidrill 22

Saturday 21 June 2014 19:48

At least you were close to a hospital?

mistertbawk420 10

Saturday 21 June 2014 19:48

That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now

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CrazyLaughs4Me 17

Saturday 21 June 2014 20:02

Aaaahhhhahahhahah lol. YOUR LIFE SUCKS TO BAD 4 U. THE HILARIOUS IRONY

A07 48

Saturday 21 June 2014 20:09

Look at the bright side OP, atleast now you can see her everyday!

missmonkie 16

Saturday 21 June 2014 20:19

can't joke about getting hit by a car. my grandfather died by getting hit with a car. so I hope you and your wife will be ok

DylanHasClass 17

Saturday 21 June 2014 20:23

Thats horrible. Hope you and your wife recover soon

Ihavegas 22

Saturday 21 June 2014 20:23

jinx make a wish

Respect101 17

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:19

I just imagine your profile pic saying that in a creepy psychotic killer voice.... I can't go to sleep anymore....

birdybirdchirp 18

Saturday 21 June 2014 20:34

awe SOUL MATES..you found each other

thatguynamedsky 32

Saturday 21 June 2014 20:36

looks like you two have a lot in common

Mii99 16

Saturday 21 June 2014 20:42

Oh the irony.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Saturday 21 June 2014 20:46

It was a hummer wasn't it? My teacher joked that people who drive hummers think that the bump they went over was a speed bump..maybe you should invest in a neon sign for your family so drivers can see you.

swiftous 7

Saturday 21 June 2014 20:46

Your life is like a romantic comedy

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Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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