By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 926
You deserved it 4 860

Same thing different taste

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At least you were close to a hospital?

That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now

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soldier084 11

didnt your parents teach you to look before crossing?

at least you get to stay in the hospital with her

GDragonsSwag 21
yoursucklives 36

actually, #55, inception is the idea of inserting an idea or something into someones mind. not a dream within a dream. i know it's used differently in these jokes, though.

cjwayy 22

They say bad things happen in threes. I'd stay away from cars for awhile if I were you.

Hope you're not too banged up...maybe you two can now share a room