Health: Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so...

By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By dickface - 01/04/2016 01:52 - United States - Lewisburg

Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML

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By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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colton_colton 49

Sunday 5 July 2015 5:58

So you got the point and popped a zit. Two in one. its a win win

littleking94 14

Sunday 5 July 2015 6:07

So what did we learn today? If you have a fat zit that won't pop, just play ping-pong till you get hit in the face. Hope this lesson helps in your future zit popping endeavors :)

Comments

RealSuperSand 21

Sunday 5 July 2015 18:42

Man up. It's a ping pong ball, not a baseball.

moo77_fml 20

Sunday 5 July 2015 19:49

Yuck!!!!

PepperpwniPizza 7

Sunday 5 July 2015 20:43

you should be thankful xd

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 6 July 2015 5:55

Killed 2 birds with one stone...err, ball. :p

Jayxe_fml 3

Monday 6 July 2015 13:23

why the **** is the a "**** my life" moment? at most, it would be "lol, shit" moment. your whole life isn't in the dumps because of this lame excuse for sympathy.