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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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By Julie is in pain - 06/07/2012 17:11 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By braceface - 14/03/2012 20:12 - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Brace yourself

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:01

Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.

sorryinadvance 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 23:57

God said no.

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jewban 3

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:29

it's called a mouth gaurd?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 1 December 2010 23:20

No. It's called a mouth guard.

yeppers6502 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:44

sue the kid who hit you!!

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:56

You're American, aren't you?

Darth_Revan 8

Wednesday 1 December 2010 11:13

Typical American

IWantLamingtons 4

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:07

That REALLY sucks,as a person who has also had braces (for only 2 1/2 years),I'm really sorry for you :(

IWABO2_ 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:45

#133. He could be canadian. No prejudice intended. Canadians seem cool. they look like there cold though.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 1 December 2010 6:32

-.- Yes. I'm freezing my ass off. Good thing I have my pet polar bear to keep me warm! I love living beside a Tim Hortons.

auto_da_fe 2

Thursday 2 December 2010 0:56

Lol, Hetalia's Canada? ;D

beauty2646 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:54

I'm so sorry, that sucks. But now you can go to Canada and pick up ladies. :)

Amc96O 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 6:10

Canucks have nice teeth

hcovballer247 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 6:22

:(

BabyGirl927 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 6:54

haha. That must suck cuz braces suck asss

Shinygirlnz 1

Wednesday 1 December 2010 6:59

This isn't an FML the OP's just an idio-- wait... Actually, this is DEFINITELY an FML. That really sucks. Really really sucks. Hockey's rough, and sometimes a mouthguard can't protect against a hockey stick. Poor OP, I sympathise.

hatepineapple 14

Wednesday 1 December 2010 7:08

Duuuude that sucks so much. I'm so sorry!

califbob 3

Wednesday 1 December 2010 7:11

so, what exactly does hockey stick taste like?

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