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He is tactless!!!!!!
that sucks, sorry op.
Poop in their mailbox, it makes a lovely welcome present.
Time to throw raging loud parties.
Maybe just double check with managment. Could be he is still going through background checks and you have info on his background. Just remain honest.
Wow, that is low... I'm so sorry, OP. On the bright side, he's her problem now! Chances are, he's going to cheat again, and this time it won't be on you.
that would deffinitley be hard! but carry on with your life and don't let them affect u! :)
That sounds like it could get steamy0.0
You ought to peek through their window and find out what she does that got him to dump you for her. I'll bet she has some hot moves that you can copy, so you can keep the next man satisfied.
I bet she does that thing with her tongue. If you learn that, OP, you'll never lose another man that you don't want to lose.
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This should make for a good reality show.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... But that's too close.