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By nodullmoment - 26/04/2013 03:01 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

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By bigcityfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML

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By ex-wife - 25/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML

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By abby0019 - 13/03/2010 00:08 - France

Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML

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By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By Jade - 15/10/2016 11:22 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2020 20:00

Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML

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By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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whY402Jay 12

Friday 26 April 2013 12:16

This should make for a good reality show.

iarefatal 9

Friday 26 April 2013 12:26

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... But that's too close.

Comments

yepusuckarse 7

Friday 26 April 2013 13:02

He is tactless!!!!!!

lincolnick4 19

Friday 26 April 2013 13:06

that sucks, sorry op.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 26 April 2013 15:52

And there was much rejoicing.

Kittycorn 17

Friday 26 April 2013 13:11

Poop in their mailbox, it makes a lovely welcome present.

callae 7

Friday 26 April 2013 13:16

Time to throw raging loud parties.

noreallywhat 17

Friday 26 April 2013 13:24

Maybe just double check with managment. Could be he is still going through background checks and you have info on his background. Just remain honest.

Attica 20

Friday 26 April 2013 13:26

Wow, that is low... I'm so sorry, OP. On the bright side, he's her problem now! Chances are, he's going to cheat again, and this time it won't be on you.

perdix 29

Friday 26 April 2013 14:08

#19, this time it could be WITH you! That's great being the other woman's other woman! Make sure you get caught and then tell the bitch, "I just had to reconfirm that he's really crappy in bed. I don't know how you settle for this shit."

CanadianCutie22 16

Friday 26 April 2013 13:36

that would deffinitley be hard! but carry on with your life and don't let them affect u! :)

Axel5238 29

Friday 26 April 2013 13:55

Sorry to hear that OP. Hopefully, they don't cause problems but if they do make sure to save emails and texts from either of them for the inevitable court case.

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Friday 26 April 2013 14:22

That sounds like it could get steamy0.0

perdix 29

Friday 26 April 2013 14:26

You ought to peek through their window and find out what she does that got him to dump you for her. I'll bet she has some hot moves that you can copy, so you can keep the next man satisfied.