By nodullmoment - 26/04/2013 03:01 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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whY402Jay 12

This should make for a good reality show.

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iarefatal 9

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... But that's too close.

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miss_sqwert 19

Time to be the worst neighbour in the world till they move out again

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summerjtaylor8 5

He obviously knows you live there, so could be trying to get you back, as creepy as that sounds.

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kelseythompson 27

Why would he want to move in next door. If I was you I'd make their time there hell.

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asdalia 7

Harass them!!! Egg the windows, steal the mail, stomp the flowers!!! Whatever it takes!

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sassy2085 16

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Welcome them to the neighborhood be their new best friend. Then plants seeds of doubt in the girls head that he is cheating on her. Even question why he would move next door to you and whether he has unresolved feelings from you, if you have things of his from before all the better. Casually knock on the door and give her the item oh he left this at my place last night thought I better return it. ;)

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fairgirl99 8

Get a new boyfriend to show him how much better you life is your life with the new guy and without him :)

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f_ourlives2013 7

Girrrlllll he's tryin to get you back. stalker status

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geocayce 7

Plant the seed of doubt! I'd go over with a basket filled with his favorite sweets and greet them with "Just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood! Thought I'd bake you some of your favorites, Honey. I made the special ones you crave everytime we make love. I mean, made love. Whoops!" *smile, wink & walk away* Then just do scandalous things like sunbathing in the nude. Make it seriously uncomfortable. : )

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