Miscellaneous: Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This...

By jadakorn - 11/07/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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iFRUiTTART 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:08

Use your bed as a trampoline , bounce out the window , and get your phone back . Your must have a pretty high/bouncy bed & a low/close window , sounds very unrealistic unless you whip your phone down .

scorpiogirl666 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:11

Well, you know what they say. If you love something, let it go...

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metalmods94 8

Sunday 6 October 2013 23:56

Im sure everyone is gonna call me retarded but what does OP mean?

Meraki 19

Tuesday 25 February 2014 5:53

Super late, but it means 'original poster'.

HunkyMumbles 27

Friday 11 July 2014 17:16

That's about the worst luck you can ever have with a phone

great_nate 26

Friday 2 December 2016 4:58

Did you hear of screens?

Mutanttoothbrush 6

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