Please don't, put unnecessary commas, after every, couple of,words. Thank, you.

Send him the bill then include a note stating start going to AA, start being more responsible for yourselves, others and your actions!

He obviously drove his own drunk ass into the garage. Just wait until he's sober.

Is this Cole Schnieder?

Clearly your garage is haunted. Or your dad's vehicle is Christine. I mean that's the logical explanation, right?

That friggin sucks! I hope your mom knows the truth

I'm personally more concerned with the ellipsis followed by a question mark.

While your comma usage stands grammatically correct; please select either the ellipsis, or the question mark. They do not pair together in the least. Thank you, G. Nazi

Your grammar is very refreshing. But, how did you acquire such skills from the Tennessee education system?

Perhaps you are secretly The Hulk. Ask your dad if he saw a huge green shirtless guy do it.