Today I got home from spend a week and half at my long distants...

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By West of the day - 24/02/2020 17:53

Today I got home from spend a week and half at my long distants gf place, I was home for about an hour before she dumped me. Guess all the driving and spending money on Valentines Day meant nothing. FML

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jam 14

Thursday 5 March 2020 2:27

maybe she realized she's falling for you and long distance is too hard for her?

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jam 14

Thursday 5 March 2020 2:27

maybe she realized she's falling for you and long distance is too hard for her?

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