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By Tired - 05/08/2010 18:38 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML
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wildpepper 5

maybe you should lock the door next time she leaves the house to check the mail and then laugh and go back to whatever you were doing when she wants back in.

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UsernameHere015 0

break in and beat the bitch ass. Prob solved.

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TwoStrikeBadAss 0

Ignorant ******* bitch, bolt her ******* pussy up than what nigga

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cupsie89 0

Your dad married a really nice lady.

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thirteen13146 0

get I key to the house.

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Julia03_fml 0

All you have to do is return the favor, you have all the reason to. Pull mean pranks and have fun with it.

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SuicideSaint_fml 0

Have you thought of talking to your Dad? Or is he weak and would do anything to appease the bitch (which she is)? Prank her back.

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Phillyvinilli 0

She sounds like a real bitch. If you send me her phone number I promise I will call her from my country just to tell her she is a real bitch

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KingAdrock 16

dead·bolt –noun a lock bolt that is moved into position by the turning of a knob or key rather than by spring action. OP deserves it for not having a key.

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