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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 05:00

Today, I was sick, and decided to work from home. After coding for a few hours, I took a break, and being home alone, I watched porn. A few minutes later, I received messages from my colleagues telling me to shut it down. I had forgotten I was working on teamviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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By damn you Ambien - 03/08/2016 05:48 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part is that I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:13

Am I the only one confused on why he felt he needed to hide the email?

roeallen 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:10

Was the **** your inspiration?

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keeeellyb 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 3:47

LOL .

MaddaCheeb 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 3:56

smooth...

alpha14_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:04

I'm with the people who are wondering why he had to hide the e-mail. I'm guessing he is married so YDI, definitely.

benjimm1 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:04

I kno what u mean but I read the bible and apparently watching **** is frowned upon. shocker. I've been clean for 3 months tho :)

PeteyPablo12308 20

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:37

Yeah really!!! Why would you feel the need to hide an email anyway?! YTDI OP

mrbuckeye 2

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:41

Not necessarily, my browser's set to open a new tab to my most visited site... Well I guess that's still be bad so YDI

PeteyPablo12308 20

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:43

Yeah waaay smooth! Why would you feel the need to hide an email anyways?! YTDI OP

PeteyPablo12308 20

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:44

Yeah waaay smooth! Why would you feel the need to hide an email anyways?! YTDI OP

PeteyPablo12308 20

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:46

Yeah waaay smooth! Why would you feel the need to hide an email anyways?! YTDI OP

stingray626 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:47

haha dude **** come on were jerking it while writing the email lol

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