By fuck you, jack - 04/03/2014 20:44 - United States - Peabody

Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML
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leeebeeeee18 20

Sounds like your neighbor needs to get laid.

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Zeishah 26

Your neighbour is such a drama queen :/ hope the cops warned him for the unnecessary false alarm!

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thatkidmal 15

This is highly confusing, those sound nothing alike

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MLPcuzYOLO 5

Aw, he's just lonely and wanted some attention. Next time, invite him over for a microwave meal and you two can have a fun "shoot-out" preparing them!

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stryder9090 28

at least you can shoot a gun in your apt and blame it on a microwave meal now

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SouthernLady12 13

Why would anyone want to shoot a gun in an apartment?

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SouthernLady12 13

It's a bad joke maybe you should hook up with the girl who has fun with fake pregnancies.

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cockymofo 10

Southern lady 12 sounds like she has an awesome personality and great sense of humor. I wonder if there's a lucky Mr. Southern lady 12 out there. I'll bet he could write a book of fml'S

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skittyskatbrat 19

Oooooh, you have one of THOSE neighbors. Keep making him look like a fool; sounds like he'll call the cops on just about anything. So pop microwave dinners with a fork, start a movie right when someone is screaming, pop a plastic bag (he thought the microwave dinner was loud???), etc. Eventually the cops will quit responding to the jackass and possibly arrest him for abuse of 911. A one-time event isn't a big deal, everyone makes mistakes. But if he's really an ass, you have someone to mess with ;)

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domolovesyoshi 33

but then he'll get done for noise polution

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Yorih17 22

#37 making dinner via the microwave and popping a bag is far from noise pollution

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alphabetta 23

That's an insult to people who actually are batshit crazy.

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JaneChemi_fml 21

no, bat shit crazy is stabbing your ex's hamster with a fork. (10 interwebs if you remember that fml)

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doglover100 28

He needs a hobby.

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popeizzy 9

how hard were you poking holes?

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Neesalun 20

I was whispering in my driveway while attempting to remove my tire from the car since it went flat. Wasn't even 9pm. Noise curfew isn't until 11pm. No clanging of metal. Just whispering. Cops were called for whispering. I've lived here 20yrs so it's not like I'm new and I recognizable.

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AUShano 15

Better not twist a sheet of bubble wrap; might sound like automatic fire...

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Yorih17 22

if he did that his neighbour might try get swat teams through his door!

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