By fuck you, jack - 04/03/2014 20:44 - United States - Peabody

Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 254
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Same thing different taste

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Sounds like your neighbor needs to get laid.

Your neighbour is such a drama queen :/ hope the cops warned him for the unnecessary false alarm!

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jesus sounds like the op needs to get a life! unlucky op! I guess every neighbourhood has those neighbours, you're just unlucky enough to be living next to them!

OP, if it happens again get your neighbor in trouble for filing a false police report.

juggalospyder 3

I would blast the stadium scene of the movie the town next time. Let him really hear gun shots

Admit it op. You killed that Hungry Man, didn't you?

Lol!!! Has he been watching the Oscar Pistorius case?

nachosbabygurl 9

your apartment must have paper thin walls or your neighbor has no life

If he was smart, he would try & take a closer look, then maybe try and call the cops

I have one of these neighbors. we had the cops called on us at 4 in the morning because our music was to loud. it was off a cell phone and it was playing may day parade. I feel your pain.

I don't see why him calling the cops is your problem. Just inform the officers next time about "The boy who cried wolf" too many times.