Miscellaneous: Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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Priorities

By karina17 - 18/10/2009 05:03 - Canada

Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late. He said, "Oh, something came up." I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML

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By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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By Adrian16 - 18/01/2010 11:01 - Norway

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

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By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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Hiya!

By Jon - 05/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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FUUUandyourmom 16

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:12

Was he drunk?

Poetaster 10

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:12

Daddy needs some therapy

Comments

chouter21 10

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:31

Vacuuming? Lol wow

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:32

Jäger is a bitch.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:45

Actually it's the bomb. JÄGERBOMB.

pottymouthpanda 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:32

touchay, dad (:

japtch 15

Sunday 13 November 2011 21:20

Not sure if trolling or just dumb.

alival 12

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:33

I think he's already lost his marbles

volleyball332 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:35

Yes because the lawn is very dirty...?

Savra_fml 17

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:35

Maybe he didn't understand when your mum told him to clean up the yard. At least he tried.

Angel_Tigeress 5

Monday 14 November 2011 0:57

I wonder why you got thumbed down. I though this was hilarious. I'm afraid to ask what he does when she asks him to manscape ;)

G97Alex 21

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:36

Cocaine is a... No, not gonna say it.

CuteGinger 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 18:39

..helluva drug. ;D I had to.

MC25sec 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:38

Maybe he was vacuuming up the leaves ever think of that

clay12321 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:40

Exactly what i was thinking, i was actually about to comment that but then i saw that you had ninja'd me

LaDeFreakinDa 4

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:44

37th? no? ok....

DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:48

MC25sec has it exactly right. Are the rest of you (including OP) completely ******* stupid? It's Autumn in Canada, and going over the lawn with a lawnmower is much easier than raking up all the leaves. Of course, that doesn't explain why he was doing it at night... Common sense is obviously not very common anymore.

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:19

Technically speaking, there's no such thing as common sense. If it was common, we'd all have it. Some people are clearly lacking it, so it isn't common sense.

stacianichole 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:39

That's what I was thinking. Some mowers have bags on them to catch clippings.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 13 November 2011 19:03

Thanks to MC25sec...

mandaboo 8

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:02

My dad was doing that one day. I'll never forget my mom's reaction. "...oh my God, your father is vacuuming the lawn. VACUUMING THE LAWN!" What a strange sentence.