By izerz - 26/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML
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izerz 0

OKAY just to clarify some things.. because i am the one who posted this... i am 18 ... im a GIRL... and yes it was mine... i had left it in a bag months ago and when my mom was taking my laundry found it... and peach vodka? its actually quite good if you mix it with the right things.. esp cran juice, orange juice, and redbull.. i know its a lot.. but being a girl.. i dont really like hard liquor.. just the effects of it lol

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Jimboom 11

Dumbass. Even forth graders know that you get rid of empty bottles ASAP. Even if you have to throw them out of your window, you can still claim some idiot littered on your lawn. But Peach Vodka?? Dude. that's weak. Get some better taste in booze and then try again. Either that or start smoking pot.. no empty bottles to hide then.

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birds_fml 7

Well, was it yours or not?

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Kira_fml 0

that's what you get for drinking underage... a big ol' YDI.

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Amkii 0

I want to know if it was actually yours or not.

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braFTW 0

Sound like he/she had a visitor in his/her room, so it's actually a WIN, at least it was until that visitor forgot his/her bottle of peach vodka..

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Bunbu 8

Your mom's a nosy bitch, and you're an idiot for either A) leaving it in your room or B) letting someone dump their booze bottles in your room. :3

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Teh_Swami 0

get a lock for your door to keep her out

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Damn, son. You fail doubly. Once for drinking shit booze, and again for being dumb enough to have your parents catch you.

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wink568 0

#36, I think it's really up to his parents in regard to his putting a lock on the door. Also, we shouldn't assume she was snooping, what if she was doing something nice, like picking up his laundry or something and stumbled across it by accident. YDI, though, for drinking underage in a place you could get caught.

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marycjones 0

Peach vodka is beyond gross. At least try a different flavor, omg.

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fsamslife92 8

was it actually yours? even if it was your friend's or something, you deserved it.

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krad204 21

OMG, SCREW U, NOW I LOST THE GAME, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!!! FFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

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